Injury!
I feel like an old man.
I slipped on the ice and landed on my left shoulder on the night before Christmas eve. The pain was so bad that my wife took me to urgent care for an x-ray, which resulted in the official diagnosis of a “contusion,” which is the expensive version of a bruise. Sunuvagun hurts, too! I can barely move without feeling sharp, shooting pain, and my whole body is sore from stiffening up to brace for impact. I feel like I was just in a car accident.
This has me absolutely bummed out. How am I supposed to get svelte when I can’t even lift my arm?
